Fake reports happens all the time. The concept of "fake news" is nothing new to NBA basketball.
Whether it's overexemplified rumors or just plain made up news stories, stars and teams have to consistently fight down false reports.
In the case of Dwyane Wade, he shot down a pretty ridiculous report in the funniest way possible.
Bleacher Report apparently used this quote by Dwyane Wade, saying it was his response to the Cavs early season struggles:
Eat his wife's butt? Surely something so ridiculous couldn't be true, even if it was supposedly said as a joke. And, unsurprisingly, it turned out to not be real at all.
Admittedly, it's not the most damning comeback in the world. But it's short, sweet, and certainly gets the job done. Looks like Wade won this round...